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(413): View more from Massachusetts

Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys

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(773): View more from Illinois

Did I get blown in the bathroom? Yes. Did she throw up cranberry juice on my shorts? Yes. Did she finish the job? Yes.

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(417): View more from Missouri

Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot

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(573): View more from Missouri

i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out

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(650): View more from California

areolas are like halos for boobs.

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(209): View more from California

Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.

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(302): View more from Delaware

he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"

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(707): View more from California

Sexting Captain while emailing my eharmony match about my low key weekend is hard.

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(828): View more from North Carolina

You told him he “could park his dick in your garage”.

(336): View more from North Carolina

Well he didn’t. It shouldn’t be this hard to get a penis.

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