Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
The only thing he got me during our relationship was a cum stain in my backseat. I choose winners.
i haven't been laid since the bush administration. it's frustrating.
Some advice for success: 1) Go ugly early, it saves you time and money; 2) If you can't pork a princess, pound a pig for practice; and 3) Beauty is only a light switch away.
ur like the dr phil of bizarro world.
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
I had sex for the second time today and ate an entire bag of alligator jerky on the way home. These truly are the golden years.
Telling the family you're going for a run, getting dressed in workout clothes, and then walking halfway around the block and smoking a joint. This is my life
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
The people at Perkins seem so judgemental. Big deal if i'm handcuffed to stripper in a star-n-stripes bikini. We still gotta eat.
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
So I was at my annual OBGYN appointment and when she saw the bruises on the inside of my thigh she asked if I had been horse back riding...I think my burst of laughter then awkward silence answered the question for me.
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