You could say the cab driver was less than excited when we called his personal cell phone at 4am for directions back to our hotel after having blacked out at the club
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
Dude I'm about to just roll over and piss off the side of my bed, rather than make the conscious effort to get up and walk to the bathroom. One of those hangovers.
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
I slept through 4/20 and my roommates bought an entire ham that's just sitting in the fridge...
my roommate had drunk sex above me in our bunk bed and then built me a fort to apologize the next day
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
I sent him a blank text because I didn't want to "drunk text" him.
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
Randomize
