After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
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he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
turns out putting a tie on my unicorn onesie didn't make it acceptable "formal wear" and I found salsa in my cup holder
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he had hair everywhere except his balls
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
Woke up this morning to a bunch of snapchats of you drunkenly yelling at grasshoppers. Good night?
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
Panties = found
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
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