Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
I just had to take a drug test for my new job. I should have asked them if they could tell me if I were pregnant or not while they were at it and save me the guesswork.
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
Last night was a "wash hands with dog shampoo" kind of night
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
You ghosted you're own booty call. Wow what a sad sad man.
I've decided it's okay if I take a pregnancy test every month. Then I can be like, "Good job, self, way to not procreate this month!"
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