i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
Actions speak louder than pants.
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
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Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
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Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
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