ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
Pooping in your heated bathroom to the sound of rain and instrumental guitar might be the greatest experience ever.
So I'm driving and this guy next to me at the stop light is reving his engine and honking at me. Motherfucker thinks that's because I'm asian and drive a honda I'm automatically going to race him
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
I don't know. I just thought I'd put my drinks in my bag and go on an adventure. Like a drunk Bilbo Baggins.
I'm sorry but you're choosing a girl that faked a pregnancy when you wouldn't return her calls over a more attractive sane girl who you begged for a chance with last week? God you're a loser.
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
I booty texted him nothing but three exclamation points at 3:05am and he was in my bed 17 minutes later, lest you think punctuation is not important.
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
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