So i had sex for a couple seconds last night
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
Woke up to sesame street reruns and a $62 pizza bill. Never again. I mean it this time.
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
I'll be in SoCal at my bachelorette party, aka embracing a fireman covered in KY and chocolate shavings.
My mom just called hysterical. She and her sister found my dead grandma's vibrator.
The apple don't fall far from that tree.
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