You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
You owe me a one night stand and a line. Possible an inflatable flamingo as well. And a caesar salad.
rest in peace liver.
It was nice having you occupy space in my body that could be holding beer n chicken.
that's going in my livers obituary.
Okay. So did I kiss you last night? I know that I made out with someone. Or a few someones. But I'm pretty sure that I made out with you. Was that real life?
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
He unofficially told me he deleted his tinder because of me. I think that’s a pretty romantic gesture in 2018
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
If I had your ass I would rule the world
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