someone is gonna have my baby tonight. they just dont know it yet
I'll alert the authorities
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
I just did a sobriety test in a tutu.
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
You sent me a cat video and you screaming drunkenly in my background
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
Sometimes I wish I lived alone because there would be no one to judge me if I wanted to have whiskey and popcorn for breakfast.
Damn victory sex feels great
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