super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
She always acts like she's doing me a favor with a hand job. I've been giving myself hand jobs for almost 20 years.
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
I come back upstairs and there he was sitting in a speedo. He handed me a blanket and said "let's cuddle" how is this real life?
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
yeah i'm making him "thanks for letting me befriend your toilet" cookies. wanna help? i'm sure you'll be making new friends too.
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
i just woke up in my dog's bed, on my parents floor, my outfit on backwards, and a bottle of lube poured down my pocket.
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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