It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
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This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
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She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
If I had your ass I would rule the world
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
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