have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
there are 2 things i love giving: blowjobs & backrubs. how can i tell them that without sounding like a slut
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
My cab driver just texted me 'goodnight beautiful'. I think my 'desperate for a guy phase' has just moved into a fuck my life phase.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
Can you check on Mike in the bathroom. It's been like 20 min.
He's fine. He's just standing at the trash can in line for another beer from the keg. Nbd.
Seriously, I woke you up with tacos, I think I deserve the best girlfriend ever award
Changed all my ex bf's names to "no" in my phone so the next time I try to drunk text one of them it'll basically be like Russian roulette
Randomize
