literally had 100 drinks last night.
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
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Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
In all seriousness...vodka, almond milk and chocolate syrup make a decent white russian.
He passed out. Woke up long enough to declare himself "the sauce boss" and then bit me in the face.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
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I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
He got punched in the face, dropped his laptop down a flight of stairs, and broke his roommate's lava lamp, getting all the toxic lava goo everywhere. This is why we don't let him get drunk. And yet here we are.
my parents decided to start a new christmas tradition. we will now be drinking champagne while opening presents, and we each get our own bottle
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
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