We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
i'm glad we've gotten to the point in our relationship where I can eat peach rings off your penis.
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
You passed out and she managed to carry you all the way back to your dorm last night. I believe your testicles now her property.
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since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
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I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
I was just thinking about our drunk conversation about having sex with elephants the other night. Love you bud. Stay strong.
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
Rationing the toilet paper. Only one wipe allowed. I'm scared to move too much.
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