That cute girl I hooked up with last night clawed my back to hell and gave me a hickey. I look like a white trash warewolf victim
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
Is it wrong of me that I wish I could be a midget for a day so I can give head standing up?
Left for charity run at 5AM. Saw a pigeon eating last night's vomit and a pair of shame-walkers in high heels. Nature at it's finest.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
mom just asked if we are going to need more kaluha as she pulls 5 out of the cupboard. this xmas might kill me
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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