Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
the only good thing about these hospital visits are the free pregnancy tests
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
I've got 2 dollars. How do I turn this into alcohol?
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
Going to jail was so much more fun than I thought it would be. I feel like I walked away with more than just a bomb-ass mugshot, I feel like I made some life long friends.
Celebratory bar crawl?
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
Just realized I chose a bacon cheeseburger over sex last night
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
Randomize
