I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
She's coming to town, taking me to a Suns Game, wants Anal, and knows we're not going to date, I imagine this is what heaven is like
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
He broke up with me because "we're at different points in our lives" I think it's because he saw a drag queen with their hand halfway down my pants
I'm at a new rock bottom. Malibu on ice at work because it's the only thing they've got and no mixers.
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
He thought you were kidding about me peeing on my ex...and then I was like "that was one time"
I just called my boyfriend "Dad"... Awkward
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
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