You're completely useless in the revolution.
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
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That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
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Can I borrow you for, like, thirty minutes so you can lay on one boob and rub the other until I fall asleep?
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
My grandma just invited me to gate crash a funeral for the free food. Priorities.
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
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