I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Apparently last night I sat at the bar with an upside down sharpie lightning bolt on my forehead, yelling "It's Harry Potter's birthday! Let me be on the qudditch team!" And I kept calling the bartender Dobby. There are videos.
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
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I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
I think I've given more of my business cards to Chipotle trying to win free burritos than anyone else
I just found him singing into an empty paper towel roll while microwaving an empty ice cream carton. I'm gonna run away now.
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
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It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
I've figured out why I love winter sex. Because I make them leave the beanie on, and we all know I love a man in a beanie.
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
Drunk text the hot guy two doors down confessing my love for him.... He gave me a thank you card today.
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
one of my coworkers asked me if I was PMSing today...... excuse me sir, but it is none of your business as to what my uterus is or is not doing right now. fucker.
and yea, I'm PMSing.
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