how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
two words...techno handjob
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Can we agree to not tell mom about this?
This isnt even the most disappointing thing i know about you.
He stumbled into my room, flopped on my bed, shoes on my pillow and asked me for a juice box. Then fell asleep with the juice box on his forehead.
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
Hung over and there is no way in the world I can make this mess look good today. Only solution is to stay drunk.
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
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I signed the divorce papers. Can I get a blowjob now?
The power of my boobs compel you
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
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