Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
i can't believe i had my finger in that
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
You should've stopped drinking when you started asking people for bites of tequila.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
so you can go out and drink with me then fuck me, or you can come over when i get home and fuck me, or you can come over before and fuck me, or you can come over before and after and fuck me... so many fucking options
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