I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I hope I'm pregnant just to spite you.
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
He also deemed that the fact that I couldn't log into Netflix was not an emergency. He's wrong.
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
Only great wives bring your dope to you when you are at the Cardiologist
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
Randomize
