Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Every time he makes fun of me for anything I just remind myself he ate ice cream out of a strippers vagina
well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
Will you come get her? She's trying to get the pizza guy into the bathtub.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
Sorry I wasn't opportunistic about sucking your dick in an Uber last night
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
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