69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
I decided to buy a keg of Miller Lite instead of paying the electric bill. Just thought I'd give you a heads up...
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
I would rather get explosive diarrhea at the aquarium than go home alone tonight
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
Dude, putting on underwear straight out of the dryer is the greatest thing ever. It feels like I wrapped my vagina in a warm blanket.
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
My toothbrush tastes like captain morgan
I'm jealous
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
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