I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
I'm drinking beergaritas with a dog who is high and a baby
your completely serious
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
Thanks for the viagra you gave me last night. I ended up getting called in to work to cover a shift. So I had to tell Kayla that I couldn't hang out and I had to try and hide my dick all night while walking serving people food all night.
I'm about to smoke a joint alone, do you want to FaceTime and pretend you're smoking it too?
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
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