that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
My lunch today consisted of going on the brewery tour with my boss. Free pretzels and two free beers.
I hate you.
To be fair, the beers are only 8 ounces each. So maybe you just kinda dislike me.
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
I've always wanted to pass out in a bathtub
I think most people do. Your only real mistake was turning the water on first.
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
So, I feel bad. I just told my husband I had sex with someone else while on a business trip. Today is his birthday. I'm kind of a dick.
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
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