you'll never guess what i found when i got home...
a cake, in the toilet
I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
My neighbors are outside blasting Hootie and the Blowfish while drunkenly hitting a stump with a hammer. I could get used to this.
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
Dude. My tinder just blew up in Seattle. I'm moving here. I don't give a fuck
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
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