brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
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