i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
I just ate a whole bag of celery instead of getting up to get a glass of water. That high.
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Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
I ate cinnamon toast crunch. I'm officially out of the puke zone. Blackout drunk Friday. WHAT IS GOOD.
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
Somebody found our where I was and called the bar looking for me. When the bartender called my name I finished my beer and took off like a fugitive.
I just found out via Facebook that my old dorm room is now the free condom distribution room on campus...IT'S LIKE THE UNIVERSE KNOWS!
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Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
I just found out that my husband and I are Eskimo siblings. What in the actual fuck?!
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
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