maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
the breathalyzer kept saying danger. we made our new slogan danger we need more shots
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
Randomize
