Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
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OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
foreskin is a definite game changer
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
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It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
My friend just got engaged and I'm setting vibrators on fire.
Your life rocks...
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
And for some reason every time I get drunk I just want to tell you that I have a mini secret personal fan club of your dick
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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