I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
At one point he was so drunk he was carrying around a bottle of patron drinking out of it and falling everywhere and every time he spilled it he would scream "THERE GOES TWENTY DOLLARS."
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
i think we sleep fucked last night...
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
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