quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
we ran out of wine so you tried to make some by throwing grapes and nail polish remover in a blender.
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
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And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
dude, it should not be this hard to find a bottomless mimosa on a friday morning
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
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I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
Okay, I just reached peak living alone
I ate a piece of chocolate cake while jerking off
You were having sex very loudly, so I felt it necessary to blast the Thong Song, bust out the trusty old airhorn and walk in on you. MY BAD.
Got my client divorced finally. He was even awarded the cat ashes. Yep I went to law school for this.
As much as I hate to admit it, some day ill need a man because I can't open jars myself and you can't 69 a dildo
Like I don't even know how to respond to this?
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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