im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
Last night I dreamt that I sold my car and used the money to have wheels surgically implanted in my feet and legs so I became a human heely and I just rolled everywhere
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
I just learned that the grill marks on a Burger King burger patty are actually previously burnt on there with a radioactive spray-on liquid and McDonald's french fries are actually 5% potato.
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