That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
No seriously, I have to sell the house because my wife found out I'm gay.
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
Somewhere out there, someone is getting laid. And then theres me, watching Star Trek porn while my roommate plays World of Warcraft next door
Had a dream I was a monkey and smoked pot out of a bong made out of a tree
where's my purse there's an important taco in it
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
If he doesn't fuck you on the 4th of July, he doesn't really love this country.
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
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