Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
My farts smell like St. Pauli Girl. Last night was too much for a Monday.
mom and dad googled us on the weekend. i love the internet less than i did on friday.
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
he said "I would have fucked you in the chipotle bathroom" and I can't get over how awesome that would've been
You tipped the Uber driver extra for taking your phone away while you were drunk texting
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
I should buy myself lingerie for Valentine’s Day instead of a present for you because I am the present
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