508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
of course. lets lasso hookers.
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
I just used cruise control in a 25 zone. When will this hangover end???
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
Yeah I just gotta do it so that my major doesn't find out. Doesn't look good having a stripper teach your 3rd grader
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
I'm not so good at organized events that don't revolve around whiskey or playgrounds.
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
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