fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
420 ftw
You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
No... We were arguing over whose family is more dysfunctional... Then my brother stumbled in and puked all over jakes ugly dog.
I have to stop drunkenly making out with guys just because they're tall or have a beard.
He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
Just had a 40 min argument about how many celebrity guest appearances on Sesame Street were court ordered for DUIs.
You're the third person who's asked me for an afternoon blow connection in one day. Unreal.
That's more of a you-issue than a me-issue
I am gathering blankets and bags of horse grain to pad my truck bed so I have a comfy place to crash when I get home, without the inconvenience of stairs. Or doors. Or walking. But with the refreshing scent of molasses.
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
Randomize
