nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
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Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
Oh my god. I just realized something amazing. If I get pregnant with a boy, that technically means I have a penis right??????
I ate shit on a rock, and when I got up this car full of people asked me if I was okay, and I just sprinted away screaming "I am a banana!"
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
I keep picking up boring men who literally just want to cuddle. HOW AM I THIS BAD AT GETTING SEX?
I DONT WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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