Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
Buying beer for freshmen. No matter what they ask for, I'm getting them Colt 45.
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
I went golfing for the first time today!! Aren't you proud?
Driving a golf cart around all day with a keg attatched to the back doesn't exactly count as golfing
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
He insisted that I looked like Kiefer Sutherland, told me he didn't know what to do about it, then hugged me awkwardly.
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
Today's work quote "if I looked like you, I'd be sitting on everyones face"
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
Things I Learned Tonight: I have no future in goat wrangling. Herding. Whatever you call the ridiculosity that just transpired.
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
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