i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
First funeral I've ever been to where the cops had to come.
She's walking around topless with a bottle of red wine, crying and singing showtune ballads. This is actually an improvement.
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
I couldn't find the oven mitts so I used a thick stack of tortillas
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come
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