And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
Just got home. Taking a quick shower. I smell like sex and chorizo. Dont ask.
...and as she's going down on me I look at the speedo and I'm doing 15 under, with 6 cars tailgating me, and I know her parents saw her head pop up because they were the car right behind us.
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
I put the child locks on after I put you in the car and you then screamed, "I am a Phoenix, you can't restrain me. I NEED TO FLY!"
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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