from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
He told me they were just razor bumps!
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she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
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Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
I'm having salsa con queso and a leftover half-drank/flat red bull for breakfast. Nothing you propose doing today would be a downgrade.
My vibrator looks like a lipstick tube. So does my mace. I just realized the potential problems of keeping them both in the same bag.
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
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