you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
there was enough confetti in my bra to throw another NYE party
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Justin Timberlake, while dressed as Britney Spears. Fuck Jessica Biel, all my 90's dreams are coming true.
Pro: She likes to masturbate to 50 shades of grey. Con: She reads 50 Shades of grey non-ironically.
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
THERE IS JIZZ ON MY CEILING. HOW THE FUCK IS THERE JIZZ ON MY CEILING
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