Drawing on your hand and calling it yenifer lopez doesn't count!
Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
There are 9 condoms on my bed either i met the greatest girl ever last night or something horrible has happened.
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
the thing I didn't realize I would miss about college is that at home you can't just dismiss your sex bruises as drunk accidents
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It was my little brother's 14th birthday today. Didn't know what to get him so I just showed him how to use incognito tabs on google chrome.
Last night was the first and hopefully last night I will ever sleep in a hotel bath tub. Sober mind you.
I'm not even gonna ask.
I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
Apparently mr clean magic erasers don't clean blood off the ceiling
How was I supposed to know the accent was fake before i slept with him
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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