I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
So the contents found in my winter coats this year: coat 1, condom and 10$. Coat 2, condom and 75$ check. Coat 3, 2.05$ and a sunflower seed.
Obviously coat 3 had the best time since you used the condom and all of the money
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
Moms love me. I'm the reminder that they need to turn safe search on.
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
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