it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
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I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
All I remember is that the bartender wouldn't give me scissors cuz I was too drunk
I slipped on a piece of pizza last night and when the bouncer helped me up I told him the garbage can pushed me.
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just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
Literally, and I mean LITERALLY as in "not to be confused with a casual hyperbole", LITERALLY the day we broke up she slept with 3 different guys that night.
1) It's nice to see that the whole "English Major" thing is upping the quality of your rants 2) Have you considered that your dick was the cork holding her sluttiness in?
Very unfortunate to find out the kid who took your virginity has never seen Star Wars🙃
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
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