He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
how many times in life can you be kicked out of a pizza buffet for vomiting on the food and insulting small children
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
I am pretty sure they consider me one of the "bros". They compliment girl's racks to me and are the human forms of dick-be-gone. They won't sleep with me more than once cause it's "weird", or let any "untrustworthy boys" sleep with me and I still help them get laid. Not...fair...
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
Hello my rib-scented angel!
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
You can't hold me to anything I said last night; I was drunk on orgasms.
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