What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
Pretty sure a homeless guy just told me to 'lick his balls clean' because I looked at him.
PS- I just stirred my mimosa with a slice of bacon
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
You said your face felt like it was made out out of boxes and kept asking me to give you a bath.
Threesome in a minivan. New low
Remember when we used to share painkillers at parties? Now we're dealing in blood pressure pills. Oh, how the mighty have fallen.
I need a new pic for your contact id. Because your boobs popping up when I'm having dinner with my grandma or, ya know, when kids have my phone isn't so good.
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
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