You also had the stripper slap the shit out of me for not having any money....remember that?
I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
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i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
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Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
So I guess I walked across campus with "pat my ass" in sharpie on my forehead.
You deserve it, you colossal cock block.
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