If you were a Panda and I were a Koala and we had a baby, it'd be a falafel. Just think about that.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
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he told me that my best friend was "one the most attractive people he's ever seen" and wondered why he didn't get a blow job
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
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We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
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