I did something stupid with eggs call me when you get up. Cops were also involved.
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
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Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
Hey had an urgent voicemail from the Illinois national guard....have you been using my identity for your blackout weekend?
Yes and yes
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
It's not your birthday unless mom picks you up at the bar
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You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
Only you could get too drunk for taco bell. I don't know if I'm jealous or ashamed. Go to bed.
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
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