And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
There is a half eaten corn dog and soy sauce on the counter... WTF did you eat last night??
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
There are dudes in kilts outside my window practicing fire breathing with cheap vodka and a modified grill lighter. I thought you should know.
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
So in Aca Taco on grad night 1am, this bitch walks in alone drunk as fuck in her gown to the front of the line and says, "I graduated today...thank YOU"
I kinda wanna Instagram the giant vag stain on my sheets. That is something to be proud of. It's a Christmas miracle.
So now I can cross "have my ass be someone's phone background" off the bucket list. You know, if it was something I actually had wanted to happen.
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
It's not my fault I make her feel like a Taylor Swift album
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
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