Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
you were cooking a hot pocket with a grill lighter what did you want me to do
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
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She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
When I woke up next to him on the living room floor, my glasses were broken and it felt like someone rubbed a cactus all over my vag
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Don't masturbate while listening to Pandora. Just came during a buffalo wild wings commercial and I feel really weird about it.
Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.
I offered to trade my cat for a bottle of tequila as long as it had a handle on it and realized I had a problem
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
I only live four blocks from the bar but when you're hammered this walk feels like the journey through Mordor.
If I hear the phrase 'these unprecedented times' one more time I'm putting my foot up someone's ass.
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