Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
I'm drinking whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
My favorite part of you downing a fifth of fireball in my apartment by yourself is the shot glass in the sink. It's like you attempted moderation and were just like "Fuck this."
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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